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An organic, pre-emptive and fresh-thinking NPM module that gives you a smattering of fluffy words that dont mean anything but looks great on your product webpage

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marketing-bullshite

An organic, pre-emptive and fresh-thinking NPM module that gives you a smattering of fluffy words that dont mean anything but look great on your product webpage

Install

$ npm install --save marketing-bullshite

Usage

const bullshit = require('marketing-bullshite');

bullshit.buzzword();
//=> adaptive

bullshit.catchPhrase();
//=> Implemented grid-enabled workforce

API

.buzzword(): string

Get a random buzzword.

.catchPhrase(): string

Get a random catchPhrase.

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